Okay, maybe my apartment looks just like this but instead of a projector screen and a lounge chair, it’s a milk crate and a window – but I’m not a multi-millionaire hockey player!

Phil Kessel, who was traded to Arizona this off season, is selling his Pittsburgh mansion and the listing is leaving people with more than a few questions…

Questions like: is Phil lonely? and why is there an autographed Mariah Carey ‘Glitter’ poster?!

Other than the movie room, nothing is really out of the ordinary, so why not buy a couch or anything other than one single chair?

 

Phil The Thrill: Man of Mystery.

 

– Jesse Tieman